First off, I'd like to congratulate Bill Hoyt and the Dallas Cowboys on defeating the Detroit Lions in the Divisional round. Dallas outplayed us in every aspect of the game and they were clearly the better team.
Important announcements:
Bill Parcells is fired. I terminated him in the 4th quarter of the game as I couldn't believe he was being outcoached by former Lions player, Deion Sanders. The search will begin immediately for the new coach of the Lions.
Tom Brady has played his last game in a Lions uniform. I plan to reach out to teams in need of a QB over the next few days and will have a deal in principle before the end of the season.
Jeremy Maclin contributed more than anyone to our loss with both a tipped pass for an interception and a fumbled kick-off which was returned for a td. He too will be dealt as soon as possible.
Next year, it will be a new look Detroit Lions team. We will not take this loss lightly and will bring a winning team back to the good people of Detroit in 2011.
